I was in the entryway in view of the front door as a woman was coming in. She was wearing a dress and pantyhose. As she walked in the door, she started adjusting her pantyhose, and then she said, "I can't remember the last time I wore pantyhose."
Without even thinking, I responded, "I can't remember the last time I wore them either." I was in full man mode. I thought it was funny, but I got a dirty look from my wife. I don't even think the other woman heard me.
