LOL! You took me back in time with your post. I did experience the same thing back in the late 80's when the time-share market was so rampant. We(wife and me) were at a time-share sales presentation in Orlando and staying as their guest in a 2nd floor condo. It was stocked with all the sale props including champagne and the cheese, crackers and spreads. We sat on the balcony enjoying the drink and snacks while over looking the skyline of the Orlando-Kissimmee area. It was in the late fall and felt wonderful. I was in a knee length blue dress with a deep v-neck I had liberated from my sister-in-law and matching heels, I was into the moment. Crumbs in the cleavage aren't comfortable or sexy!
