Pythagoras actually began his theorem when he was in junior school 🤓. 100 lbs soaking wet, knee high to a grasshopper. He bought his first heels. 3" 👠.

Then he had to put his dressing on hold for a bit : exams, family commitments, kids, DADT, etc. The familiar story.

So when he resumed his dressing as a fully grown adult, he remembered his favoured heel height of 3", and he was like, "wait a minute!..." 🤔

And voil? - The pythagoras theorem 📐.

True story! Not many people know that. *ahem*.

- L.