I see what you're saying, but consider this: If it feels that bad to not conform to female beauty standards as a man, how much worse must it feel to not conform to these standards as a woman? Because let's face it, a great number of women don't. The cosmetics and clothing industries have entire product lines designed to address those needs. Fortunately, those products are available to anyone who wants them.
So, yes, I feel the desire sometimes, but no life crippling jealousy, fortunately. I'm happy to just be an impersonator, thank you. Good luck.
