Interesting proposition, Doc.
To all those that say nobody cares, I would only say if we had encountered any friends my wife would have cared. Whether they said anything or not, she would have cared that they had the opportunity to see me with pink toenails. She would have said, right or wrong, most people that see a man with colored toenails is going to suspect something is up. If it were clear polish, it wouldn't be a problem. Anyway, I'm sure going to be more careful.