Ahh there you are, good man.
Haha! No you don't look like a girl, it's just everyone else is too lazy :p
Anyway

... that's a bit sexist isn't it HAHA! (I'm kidding). There are some well cool male hairstylists though! Or perhaps Kimbs thought you looked like a zoo keeper? LOL
Hmm.....

...Can you polish
my nails?