LOL! I can really relate. It's like every year the transformation gets more and more elaborate. My timeline kind of went...
10 years ago -- Just bras, panties, slips
8 years ago -- discovered mom's lipstick, hosiery
6 years ago -- mom's dresses
4 years ago -- waxing, makeup, blushes, perfume
2 years ago -- shoes, handbags,
this year -- first wig, earrings, corset, enhancers, hip padding
...next year, who knows? Voice coaching? Laser hair removal?