The following charges have been brought up against Tamara GG, and she has been found guilty on all counts:

1. Taking threads off-topic

2. Sabotaging avatars

3. Spanking, whipping, slapping, kicking and generally abusing members

4. Closing threads before more sarcastic responses can be posted to them

5. Stowing away aboard the GenderQuest

6. Attempting to commandeer the Captain's hot tub

7. Attempting to shanghai some of the Captain's crew for her own ship, the Tamara

8. And last, but certainly not least . . . a most heinous and vicious crime that it almost pains me to say it . . . trying to make off with the Captain's secret rum stash

For these offenses, Tamara has been arrested by Constable Kieron and escorted to the brig.

As is customary aboard the GenderQuest, Tamara can choose several of the Captain's crew to keep her company for the duration of her confinement. Hmmm . . . wait a minute! Maybe that's why everyone is always asking to be sent to the brig.