Well it is out now. Everyone's gonna know or does already. The neighborhood couple with the binoculars and observation room know and so do other neighbors. There is a weird guy in the neighborhood who dresses up in women's clothes. And sure to burn their undies, I can say, even without conceit, that I look better than seven of the ten women in our neighborhood. I weigh less than six of them too. THAT will be what really ticks them off.

Unfortunately my SO will take this hard. Any suggestions for her or I when a neighbor who thinks they have something on us says something negatively judgmental?

I wonder how many of them have kiddie porn, cheat on their spouses, are unkind? But a guy who gets dolled up in women's clothing is news?

It has no effect on my self esteem. I had a hard childhood. I can take anything.

My best friend, the most important person in the whole world, my personal pearl of great price, my SO, won't be so resilient. Honey I am SO sorry!!!!!! I NEVER EVER wanted to be anything but the best husband for you! I have tried my best.

So any quips for the smart a$$ comments we are certain to get would be appreciated.

Thanks,
Billie Anne Outed Jean