I'm afraid the only activity that women could do that might turn me on is if I could watch them clean my house.
Okay, seriously. It's never a good thing to say "all" when referring to any type of behavior, preference, expression of gender, etc. Different women get turned on by different stuff. If you want to really know what turns a particular woman on (or man, for that matter), just ask 'em!
As for me personally, I've watched lots of different critters get it on (both on the boob tube and in real life) and it's never done a thing for me. Bummer. And here I've been missing out! Who needs porn . . . I could've just been watching "Wild Kingdom" to get my jollies . . . but alas, no reaction . . . .
Hmmm . . . I wonder if Marlin Perkins ever got "hot and bothered" out there in the wild.
