Height

[Kieron Andrew]

I've gotten some flack from my sister about my height in the past. Crazy woman.

Her: "How are you gonna pass? You're short!"
Me: "...Dustin Hoffman."
Her: "But he's... uh... y'know..."
Me: "Testosterone. It does wonders."

She is really clueless sometimes.

Brilliant ive used Danny Devito in place of hoffman in a similar conversation before now :D