Gee... the big guy uses Danny DeVito and the little guy uses Seth Green. I think I see a pattern emerging. Except I totally do not resemble Dustin Hoffman. I'd use Mickey Rooney as my example, but he has a terrible case of Short Man Syndrome, so he's not really my first pick for a role model.
ANYWAY...
Who wants to help build a list of short men that we can present to our clueless relatives when they bring up this silly question? So far I'm up to four!





