None of you has mentioned sex!
Having intercourse with a spouse with smooth legs is seriously spooky. Also the aesthetics. All those horrible burns and cuts and pus-filled zits!! The revolting large pores, tinged with purple and red. Of course, you don't notice! Why would you??
Perhaps you have evolved some sexual position other than the missionary where you do not have to touch your partner with your legs? Do tell! Or are you just giving up sex? GGs are funny about this. Better check....
And the growing back, and the old 'lizard' skin on show because you can't be bothered to exfoliate and look after your skin??
If you want a sex-life all of this is up for discussion BEFOREHAND!
