Quote Originally Posted by Allsteamedup View Post
None of you has mentioned sex!

Having intercourse with a spouse with smooth legs is seriously spooky. Also the aesthetics. All those horrible burns and cuts and pus-filled zits!! The revolting large pores, tinged with purple and red. Of course, you don't notice! .... And the growing back, and the old 'lizard' skin on show because you can't be bothered to exfoliate and look after your skin??...!
I'm rather frightened by the images you've created. What in the world kind of razor is yelding horrible burns, cuts and pus-filled zits, revolting purple and red pores, etc?

I've shaved my legs for more than a decade and never seen anything of the sort! And my wife prefers my smooth legs, thank you!