Did you ever think because you CD you were gay?

[MissConstrued]

I consider relating to a man as a woman to be hetero, not gay, but I'm sure others who think that the physical defines sexual relationships would argue otherwise.

And I will. Hetero, my left ass.

If you have two lesbians, and one is wearing men's jeans, does that make them both straight?

There's so little stigma left attached to "gay" any more, and even less to "bi" which is almost trendy nowadays. Why do we need cockamamie excuses? You want to role-play? Fine. Wearing makeup does not make a man into a woman -- never has, never will. You can fantasize all you like -- it's your life, and no one has any right to tell you otherwise. But I must insist on proper use of the English vocabulary. Two guys having sex is not hetero -- it's homo. End of story.